So, it’s been a while. I know, I know, you won’t actually understand but a guy can dream can’t he? And today he ponders the meaning of all the other days; the ones that aren’t his day. I suppose some of them have their uses: St. Patrick’s Day celebrates the cultural heritage that culminated with me and Christmas commemorates the day a Saviour was born so I wouldn’t have to spend eternity with the rest of you. And I realize most of you guys are a product of other days, but don’t you see that’s just my point! The rest of you and your two miserable options: either you were born on my day and must always feel the pressure of nature’s destiny choosing to pale you by the luminescence of its ultimate achievement, or acutely feeling the disappointment of your own dim day, you never know the radiance of this glorious day’s celebration at all. Today I revel, yes, but there is room within me for pity. I won’t lie and say I understand, but let this be a consolation to you: it is lonely at the top. So here’s to you; may you be better people for having breathed in my day!
Happy Birthday to me and Happy My Birthday to you!
So speak the unwashed masses: